forgotten-moonpath:

i have never played dragon age but what i’ve seen on tumblr is really confusing bc like 99% of what i’ve seen doesn’t even have dragons?? just a lot of hot people arguing with each other??? what is the game even about?????

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catknuckles1:

meulins-choice-ass:

A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.

WHAT

(Source: princesskimochi)

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12:29 AM

  • Kayla: THERE MAY BE A GIANT SPIDER IN MY BED SEND HELP.
  • Kayla: NOT SURE IF DEAD OR ALIVE.
  • Kayla: RECON CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY THE PRESENCE OF THE ENEMY.
  • Kayla: WILL ASSUME TO BE DEAD AND THAT IT FELL BEHIND THE BED.
  • Myself: ROGER THAT RECON. INTEL SUGGESTS CHECKING THE IMMEDIATE LOCATION JUST TO BE SAFE OVER.
  • Kayla: SECOND CHECK APPEARS CLEAN.
  • Kayla: WE ARE GOOD FOR BEDTIME.
  • Kayla: OVER.
  • Myself: INTEL COPIES. OPERATION: BURN THAT BITCH WAS SUCCESSFUL. YOU MAY RETURN TO BED. OVER.
  • Kayla: ROGER THAT.
  • Kayla: OVER AND OUT.
  • Kayla: jodi this is why we're single.
  • Myself: Probably.

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I just want to lay down and play assassins creed but I have to adult and I don’t wanna.

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I work in a store that sells all of these and while unpacking them from the shipment me and my coworkers were asking so many questions.

(Source: unironicallynerdy)

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There is a special place in Hell for people that turn the washing machine on while someone else is in the shower.

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prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Have you done a dramatic reading of “the chicken nugger” post?

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Now I have.

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Go for it.

kill-dorothy:

americandauntless:

wishtoconfess:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

Please guys.

I’m really in the mood for this. Please guys?

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I have befriended the neighbor cat. She’s helping me unpack apparently…

I have befriended the neighbor cat. She’s helping me unpack apparently…

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Reblog with info about your Warden and Hawke that you plan to import into Inquisition through the Keep

Warden

First Name: Karmyn
Race: Human
Gender: Female
Origin: Mage
Class: Mage—Shapeshifting/Spirit Warrior
Romance: Zevran
3 Personality Traits: Questioning, faithful, naive  

Hawke

First Name: Kattryn
Gender: Female
Class: Rogue
Romance: Fenris
3 Personality Traits: Protective, sarcastic, worrisome 

(Source: sparkplug181)

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palavenblues:

soandriusan:

hookteeth:

peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

WHAT A BABY

BABBY THRESHER MAW

WHY DO WE HAVE BABY THRESHER MAWS?!?

*Cracks knuckles* 

These “little” guys are called Bobbit Worms (in case you want to youtube some videos, they’re hella cool.) I wouldn’t worry too hard, as you’ll only find them at the bottom of the sea, which is basically where all large creepy things live. 

However, they are several feet long, and if you see them and don’t think “baby thresher maw” you’re wrong.

And while you may not run the risk of stepping on him, you may find some of his relatives while digging around at the beach. Some are super pretty. Some are gross. But you should go google “polychaete”, you’ll be amazed at how diverse these critters are and how fucking beautiful they are.

(Source: iraffiruse)

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floai:

teenlust:

sanctaury:

lumos5001:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…

very old

i feel very hungry like a certain caterpillar 

OH MY GOD THE HUNGRY CATERPILLAR RIGHT???

if you don’t know where this comes from you have no child hood

AHH MY CHILDHOOD

floai:

teenlust:

sanctaury:

lumos5001:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

very old

i feel very hungry like a certain caterpillar 

OH MY GOD THE HUNGRY CATERPILLAR RIGHT???

if you don’t know where this comes from you have no child hood

AHH MY CHILDHOOD

(Source: somethingclassic)

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2:26 AM

  • Kayla: I'M OCTODAD.

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